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A couple hired a new chauffeur. The memsahib asked him to take her out for shopping and was very shaken by the experience.
Back home, she pleaded with her husband, "Please dear, you must sack this new chauffeur at once. He is so rash he nearly killed me three times this morning."
"Darling, don't be so hasty," replied the husband, "give him another chance."
Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.
"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.
Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his ass again!"
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.
"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!"
"What does that mean?" asked the worried young man.
"It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children will be lawyers!"
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"
I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize that I am at home.
Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye... in case of any issues will call you back"
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !
Once I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god he didn't notice.
And I, after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen.
So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance.
Lastly.....
Height Of Work Pressure:
An employee opens his tiffin box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office, or coming back from office.
An American delegation on a visit to India were being shown round the capital. In the evening they were taken to the Secretariat for a panoramic view of Vijay Chowk and Rajpath. Came the closing hour and thousands upon thousands of clerks poured out of their offices. The place was crammed with bicycles and pedestrians.
"Who are all these peoples?" asked the leader of the American delegation.
"They are the common people of India; the real rulers of the country," proudly replied the minister accompanying the visitors.
A few minutes later came a fleet of flag-bearing limousines escorted by pilots on motorcycles followed by jeeps full of armed policemen.
"And who are these?" asked the American.
"These are us," replied the minister with the same pride, "the servants of the people."
The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."
To the mate, who indignantly protested on reading it, the skipper retorted: "Well, it's true, ain't it?"
On the following day it was the mate's duty to write up the log, and he completed his account with "Skipper sober."
The captain stared at it for a moment, then exploded.
"Well, it's true, ain't it?" was the mate's rejoinder
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Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
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Funny Pictures Humor Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures
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