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Wednesday 20 August 2014

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.
Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer
Thousands of people were crying tears of joy today as the Royal Baby was brought home. Hopefully the extra tissue sales will be enough to keep tissue manufacturers from going bankrupt after David Cameron’s recent ban on adult websites in the UK.
It’s great that dangerous criminals like Bradley Manning are now safely behind bars. I was just about to go on a shooting spree at my local park and would hate it if someone filmed me and gave it to the mediaNo matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.
Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million
Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook

A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don’t like it when you shout ‘hi-Jack’
This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets
It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody
Got a letter today through the post that was addressed to ‘The Occupier’ which was strange because there are no Israelis living here
The government has recently been heavily criticized for spying on people who are playing on Angry Birds. In their defense people who hate pigs have been involved in a lot of terrorist incidents in recent years.
The health service in this country is a disgrace. My doctor told me to run 3 miles a day for a month. I’m now completely lost and 90 miles away from home.
Why do people always assume drug dealers are dangerous people who carry guns? Fedex drivers are perfectly respectable people and they deliver drugs all the time

Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes