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Funny Politics Biography

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"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."

"Politicians are Funny Politics and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

"I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents are Funny Politics we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two."

"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president."

"President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that aFunny Politics good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good."

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo."

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator"Funny Politics, we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git."

According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious Funny Politics fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well."

"Bush is smart.Funny Politics I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?

Today President Bush ordered an investigation into whether it is appropriate to have civilians with no experience running a Navy sub. Hey, how about an investigation into whether it's appropriate to have aFunny Politics civilian with no experience running the country?"

'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes Funny Politics I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made"

President Bush, Funny Politics testing the mic at the GOP convention:'Four score and seven years ago. We have come here to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place. ... My fellow members of the press corps, especially the camera man, tax relief is on the way ... don't spend it all in one place.'"

I want to thank my friend Funny Politics, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."