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'Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.''

'Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.''

If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

So why is politics such a rich source of the inane, the illogical, the daft and the dumb? And why do politicians say such stupid things? Is it because the pressure of the job plays havoc with the mind when our leaders have to speak off the cuff? Is it because the media spotlight demands an instant answer to any problem however complex, and creates a paranoia which precludes clear thought? Or is it because the bright people have all been snapped up to do other things more productive and intellectual - like education or law or business or stacking the shelves in a supermarket?

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles

I was allowed to ring the bell for five minutes until everyone was in assembly. It was the beginning of powe

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties

The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called their convention

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.

On his running for California Governor: It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Political Quotes Funny Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures