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Funny Jokes On Politics Biography

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Dear Modi Ji..
Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.
Apka bahut prachar kiya hai..
After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
- Tea with Modi
- Horlicks with rahul &
- Cough syrup with arvind
Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do. :D
Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,

kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walked into the house, she said casually "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please; would you like to have a drink?"

"No, no thank you" he said, still dazed, "can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have a still." How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. After they had exchanged their stories, the woman announced, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave, there is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."
GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain! :D
Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.
Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai. :lol:
Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019
and slogan is:
‘Tufaan ke baad boonda-bandi, abki baar Rahul Gandhi’