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How do you when a politician is lieing?

- His lips are moving.

Funny jokes about politicians - Reform program

President Putin reform program:

1. Make people rich and happy.

Attachment No. 1 - the list of the people.

Funny jokes about politicians - Magician and politician

What is the different between a magician and a politician? The magician returns

your watch at the end of the performance.

Funny jokes about politicians - Promise

A polititian is late to the meeting. He drives his car inti parking, but couldn't find a place to park a car. Then he raises his eyes to heaven and asks God:

-Please help me to find a place. If you help me, I promise I'll go to church every Sunday and quit drinking.

Then, sudenlly, he notice a free place for a car. He raises again his eyes to heaven:

-I have found by myself and don't need your help anymore...

Funny jokes about politicians - Competitors

Do not steal - the government does not like competitors!

Funny jokes about politicians - Govern

Lenin showed how you can govern, Stalin showed how need to govern, Khrushchev

showed that every fool can govern, Brezhnev had shown that not every fool can

govern.

Funny jokes about politicians - Left and right

To left and right wing our politicians are divided according to which hand they tend to grab.

Funny jokes about politicians - Folol

Why do some politicians go to church with the security. Folk wisdom says "Fool is beaten even in the church".

Funny jokes about politicians - New currency

Europe has issued new currency. The exchange rate is: 1 Slobodan Milosevic – 1,5

billion dollars.

Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, several reliable witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object, with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside of Roswell, New Mexico. If you do not know about this, look it up on Google.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may not know, is that during the month of March, 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, Karl Rove and Dan Quayle were all born.

Pathan ne machhli pakdi aur Ghar aaya to dekha:

Na gas, Na aata, Na bijli aur Na tel,

Pathan wapas machhli ko Nadi mein fenk aaya,

Machhli Chillayi, “Congress Party, Zindabad

Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do..

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chhod do..

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do..

Manmohan: theek hai!”

Funny jokes about politicians - The Russian flag

The President of Coca Cola makes a phone call to Russian President Vladimir Putin:

- Vladimir, I have noticed that you have changed Russian anthem, do you have any plans to change the flag as well - return to the previous purely red flag? If you would put our Coca-Cola trademark in a corner, we would solve all your problems with pensions, salaries of officials for couple years ahead...

Vladimir puts the call on hold and asks his colleague:

- Hey, when our contract with Aqua Fresh ends?

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This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets