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Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.

Banta :

1. White

2. Cottage

3. Mozarella

4. Cheddar

5. Swiss blue

6. Bekhudi

7. Zindagi

Teacher : Wait a minute, what is ‘Bekhudi’ and ‘Zindagi’?

Banta : Hosh walon ko khabar kya, ‘Bekhudi’ kya cheese hai. Ishq kijiye phir samjhiye, ‘Zindagi’ kya cheese hai…. :-D  ;-)

Ek Student Ko Apni Classmate Se Pyar Ho Gaya Ladke Ne Use Prapose Kiya,

Lekin Ladki Ne Inkar Kar Diya Aur Teacher Ko Uski Complain Kardi Teacher Ne Ladke Ko Kaafi Daanta

Aur 1 week Ke Liye Class Se Nikal Diya Jab 1 week Baad Ladka Wapas Class Me Gaya To Ladki Ko Us Se Pyar Ho Gaya..

Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ki Book Me Likha:”

I M Sorry & I Love You Too..

Ladke Ne Koi Response Nhi Diya, Isi Tarah Chaar Saal Guzar Gaye

Moral: bewkoof Ladki Itna Bhi Nahi Samajhti ki Ladke Kabhi Books Nahi Kholte Hai. :-D

anta’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai

anta’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Kejri uncle kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai

A Pathaan to an AirHostess:

“Vallah.. Tumhara shakal Humara BiBi Se milti!”

Airhostess:

“Bakwas band kar kamine!”

Pathaan:

“Masha ALLAH! Zubaan bhi Milti!

DRIVING IN PUNJAB.

(1)The one who drives faster than you gets: “Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu…”

(2)The one who drives slower than you gets: “Gaddi chalauni aundi nai.. Par laini zaroor aa..”.

(3)And finally the one who drives equal to you: “Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!” :-D  :-)

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.

Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.

Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya,

baadal zor-zor se garajne lage.

Kabhi Noto ke liye mar gaye,

Kabhi Voto ke liye mar gaye,

Kabhi Jaat-paat ke naam par mar gaye,

Kabhi aapas mein 2 gajj zameen ke liye mar gaye,

Hote agar Aaj veer Bhagat Singh to kehte..

Yaar Sukhdev,

Hum bhi kin kameeno ke liye mar gaye!

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Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Funny Jokes With Images Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures