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Funny Political Sayings by politicians
We hang petty thieves and appoint the great thieves to public office.
Aesop, Greek slave & fable author.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
John Quinton, American actor/writer.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."
I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them".
Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952.
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman.
I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games in Paris 1902-19
The Vicar spoke to his curate. "I'm going away today, but I'll be back on Saturday evening in time to conduct matins on Sunday morning. Will you make sure the hymn numbers are put up on Saturday afternoon so that everything is ready when the service begins? They're all written on this piece of paper apart from the first hymn."
"Yes, certainly Vicar, but what are you doing about the first hymn?" asked the curate.
"It depends", said the Vicar. "It's Polling Day for the General Election on Thursday. The first hymn will depend on the result. If the Conservatives have a sufficient majority to form a government, it'll be 283, "Now thank we all our God. However, if Labour has most seats and are going to form the next government, then put up number 578, "Go labour on, spend and be spent."
"Yes, right", said the curate. I'll see you on Sunday morning.
"Oh, there's just one thing," said the curate. Suppose the Liberal Democrats have the majority, what number would you want me to put up in that circumstance?"
Four years ago, my brother ran for state senator.
What does he do now?
Nothing. He got elected.
Why don't we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician's house?
Professional courtesy.
Mum: What makes you think our son will be a politician?
1) 'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls'. George W Bush [President USA]
2) Washington DC Newsflash: A tragic fire on Monday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished colouring the second one.
3) Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'
His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'
Dad: He says more things that sound good and mean nothing than any other boy on the block.
A political pollster knocked on the door and a sour-faced lady answered. 'What party does your husband belong to?' he asked.
The lady responded curtly, 'I sir, am the party he belongs to.
"Oh, in that circumstance, it'll be 482, "God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform."
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