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There is a variety of funny politicians speechees Some of the funny political speeches are as under
'This telephone is an amazing invention but who would want to use one of them?' American President, funny political speeches Rutherford Hayes 1876.
'Edison's electric light bulb is good enough for our transatlantic friends, but unworthy of practical of scientific or practical men'. British Parliamentary society set up to investigate electric lighting in 1878.

'X-rays are a hoax'. Lord Kelvin, president of the Royal Society in

It seems that the more successful a politician becomes, the more funny political jokes that they attract. Thus for many up and coming stars, being the butt of a political joke is a cross between a badge of honour and rite of passage.Support Government Yes/No

'The House of Commons is the longest running farce in the West End.' Cyril Smith [Former UK Member of Parliament]
'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country'. Marion Barry [Mayor Washington, DC]
This joke could be heard back in the 1960s in Moscow, USSR.

What is the difference between Capitalism and Socialism?
Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man
Socialism is the exact opposite.
'I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts'. Will Rogers [Comedian, social commentator, vaudeville actor]
Barack Obama is the USA's 44th President, but there actually have only been 43 presidents: Cleveland was elected for two non-consecutive terms and is counted twice, as the 22nd and 24th president.
Gerald R Ford (1913-2006), 38th President of the USA, is the only US President who was never elected as either President or Vice President.
Eight Presidents were born British subjects: Washington, J. Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, J. Q. Adams, Jackson, and W. Harrison.
The tallest president was Lincoln at 6' 4", at 5' 4", Madison was the shortest.
The term "First Lady" was used first in 1849 when President Zachary Taylor called Dolley Madison "First Lady" at her state funeral. It gained popularity in 1877 when used in reference to Lucy Ware Webb Hayes. Most First Ladies, including Jackie Kennedy, are said to have hated the label.
In democracy it's your vote that counts;
In feudalism it's your count that votes.
Mogens Jallberg
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.'
Thomas Pickering
'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.'
Ronald Reagan
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'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'.
Ronald Reagan
'I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting'.
Ronald Reagan
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
Gore Vidal

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'In politics, absurdity is not a handicap'.
Napoleon Bonaparte.
On my arrival in the United States I was struck by the degree of ability among the governed and the lack of it among the governing.'
Alexis de Toqueville
'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'.
Wayne Haisley
'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.'
Joseph Levine
Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
Anon
'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'
George Mitchell.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. Mark Twain
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Kin Hubbard
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. PJ O'Rourke
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers