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Pappu apni girlfriend se bola:

Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!

Girlfriend: Phir to tumhare pitaji bahut ameer honge!

Pappu: Nahin, wo Golgappe bechte hain 

Chota Bachcha (Pappu) Bhaga-Bhaga Maa Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola..

Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mummy Ye Sun Ke Kaam Chhod Ke Kitchen Mein Jane Lagi Aur Boli..

Mummy: Ruk Ja Abhi Uska Dimag Thikane Lagati Hoon

Pappu Tali Bajate Hue Bola:

Mummy, April fool!! Wo Naukar Nahi Wo To Papa The

Wife : had ur lunch.?

Husband : had ur lunch.?

Wife : i m asking you

Husband : i m asking you

Wife : u copying me.?

Husband : u copying me?

Wife : lets go shopping

Husband :Yes i had my lunch!

Husband Trolled by wife

After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.

People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…

Here are some of the funny ones..

1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti 

Haryanvi called his mobile service customer care:

“Re maari bhains ne Sim khaa li aur bhaag gi…”

Customer Care Executive (irritated):

“to main ke karoo?”

Haryanvi replied:

“rey baavle, tu mane yo bataa ki… Roaming to naa lageg

Boy and girl were sitting in a park

2 dogs kissed each other

Boy – jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi?

.

Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..

kahi, kutta kaat na le. 

Ek Bar Ek Angrej India Ghumne Aya,

Ghumte Ghumte Punjab Ke Ek Gaanv Mein Pahuncha

Waha Use Santa Dikha To Usne Santa Se Puchha

Angrej: Kya Tumhare Gaanv Mein Koi Mahaan Aadmi Paida Hua Hai?

Santa Kuch Sochke Bola:

Nahi Ji, Idhar Sab Chote Bachhe Hi Paida Hote Hai

ss Mahine me Dosti Bhi hai,

Bhai Behen ka Pyar Bhi,

Desh ki Azadi Bhi,

Shravan Maas Bhi,

Nandlala ki Matki Bhi,

Ganpati bapa ki Bhakti

Aur Paryushan ka anand Bhi,

Happy August

Ek din Hanuman jee patang uda rhe the

Upar se yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di

Hanuman jee bole

“Mangal bhawan amangal hari,

niche aaebe to tohar patak ke maar

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. :-P  :-D

1st year MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class.

They all gathered around the table with real dead body.

The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a doctor.

The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the body’s nose & on drawing back, put the finger in his own mouth & tasted it.

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Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

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Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures

Picture Funny Jokes Funny Political Cartoons Jokes Quotes Pictures Memes Pics Images Photos Pictures